Yeah, we've known it for a while, but now there's proof: women are more capable than dudes at pretty much everything - Gabrielle Frank. We are not going to start a debate on Who is Best Girl or Boy ? but here are 10 solid proofs on Its Good to be a Girl/Woman. You will definitely agree all these listed points as these are based on surveys and research. You can also comment on each point to make this article more better and reliable.
1- Behind the Wheel
Everyone knows that women can’t parallel park and they never ask for directions, but there is more to the picture than just driving around in circles. A University study has shown that over 80% of fatal accidents over the period of last five years involved male drivers, partly because they are more aggressive.
2- Getting a Secret Out of Someone
Guys like to get the beef on the action as much as girls do, but as it turns out women are better at gossip. Not just that, as it turns out female spies are much more effective in getting suspects to confess and leak information. So the next time you are curious about when your brother is about to purpose, or what is your co-worker’s biggest secret. Just let them know he should send in a woman.
3- Handling Your Joint Finances
Women are notorious for spending money, but they are better at saving too. According to a report by the New York Times, when it comes on saving for the future, women are more level-headed than men. The reason for this is that women tend to weigh their options, while men act with their gut and are more probable to make hasty decisions. Let’s face it the majority of their rash decisions are related to us girlfriends, whom they seem to pour their money on.
4- Men Make More Money
Men, propelled by their willies and some prehistoric hunt-and-gather mindset, strive and crawl through their nasty little lives in an attempt to get on top of the pay scale, all the while losing hair and becoming a blob of fat. To add insult to injury, women live longer and spend their deceased lover’s life savings.
5- At the Racetrack
As it turns out, a study of more than 50,000 gamblers have comprehensively shown that women are better at making bets and getting bigger profits out of them. That’s because they are quick and aggressive about their bets. Guess someone wants to go buy shoes afterwards.
6- Women Are Better Looking
That’s a no brainer. Women’s bodies are like a work of art, they don’t have pen*ses; they’re prettier, softer, smell better and lovelier to behold. Explains why they spend so much time in the bathroom, the parlor, the shopping mall. The list goes on…
7- Women Have Breasts
Lols but Yeah, Everybody likes breasts No matter what shape or size; they are fun to look at and fun to touch. It sure beats the dangling pen*s by a juicy mango.
8- Women Have Periods
When an Erma visits, a woman automatically gets the license to yell at co-workers and eat ridiculous amounts of foods. The only difference is that when a man does it, he is just being rude.
9- Working the Room at a Cocktail Party
Women are better at striking up conversations as they remember faces, words and everyday events far better than men. They are also better in multi-tasking, as there is a shaft of nerves that combines to the brain called the Corpus Colossus which is thicker in women, that means women are better at multi-tasking.
10- Women Have a Hidden Agenda
Men just go head over heels in love. You know what I’m talking about; they just bow down to quickly: the pleading eyes and the sudden alertness in their underbellies. On the other hand, women can withhold some cards from the sexual table, which creates an air of mystery and uncertainty.
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