Sunday

SOMETIMES HEROISM LEADS TO "ZEROISM"

Here is something interesting...  



Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female - Online chat.  


Background both are  s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's
Hero     : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

Female : VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on  chat

Hero     : wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat  

Female : Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.

Hero     : OK
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you  

Hero     : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. 
Would you give this by today evening?
Hero     : I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]  

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All 
of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Female : Hey, am back

Hero    : cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things,
tries to give me stupid work
  

Female : Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

Hero    : Yep, u rite!!  

Female : Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero    : *smiles* sure, why not.  

Female : Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would 
you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out
Hero    : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now. ok?  


Female   :
  THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! 
AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
 

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